……informing her that the Reading Room was to be renamed….

The Tom Stoppard Reading Room…….

……in honour of it’s President for the last fifteen years……

…..Sir Tom……

Culture can sink no lower…..

But Your Cat has a cunning ploy…..

The Comedy Theatre…….

…. was quite recently re-named The Harold Pinter Theatre.

….in honour of Sir Harold…

In what was probably Sir Tom’s only true moment of wit, he said to Pinter:

Couldn’t you have changed your name to Harold Comedy?

In the same way I suggest Sir Tom change his name to ….

Reading Room

That way everything can be left exactly as it is….

‘Bye now…