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Note: It’s best to read  Shakespeare in Titchfield – A Summary of the evidence first.

Edmund Spenser….

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……..who, according to John Aubrey, was…

a little man [who] wore short hair, little band and cuffs

….had worked as a Civil Servant in Ireland from 1582…

….but in October, 1589, travelled back to England…..

….with the completed manuscript of his epic romance, The Fairie Queene….

Early the following year he read parts of his poem to Queen Elizabeth….

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…..the real Fairy Queen…

…..who was so pleased with it she broke the habit of a life-time….

She ACTUALLY PAID Spenser a pension of £50 per annum…

The poet Samuel Woodford, who lived in Hampshire near Alton, told Aubrey that…

Mr. Spenser lived sometime in these parts, in this delicate sweet air; where he enjoyed his muse, and wrote [a] good part of his verses.

We KNOW FOR CERTAIN that Spenser spent the Summer of 1590 in Alton, Hampshire….

We also KNOW FOR CERTAIN that, fresh from Cambridge, Henry Wriothesley, the Third Earl of Southampton, spent the Summer of 1590 with his mother, Countess Mary, in Titchfield, Hampshire…

And The Shakespeare Code BELIEVES FOR CERTAIN that William Shakespeare was employed as ‘fac totum’ by the Southampton family in the Summer of 1590 at Titchfield, Hampshire….

ALTON AND TITCHFIELD ARE ONLY TWENTY FIVE MILES APART!!!

On 29th December, 1590, Spenser registered a volume of poems called The Tears of the Muses….

…..and published them the following year….

….dedicated to Lady Strange….

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…..the wife of Ferdinando, Lord Strange…

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…..who had given his patronage to Shakespeare’s touring company in the late 1580’s…

The Lady Strange’s maiden name was Alice Spencer…

She was one of the Spencers of Althorp….

….just like the late Princess Diana….

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Edmund Spenser was related to this family…

Of which, I, meanest, boast myself to be…

….and refers in his Dedication to…

some private bands of affinity [blood ties] which it hath pleased your ladyship to acknowledge…’

In Teares of the Muses one of the poems is entitled Thalia…

Thalia

….the Muse of Comedy….

She laments the fact that she is no longer ‘Queen’ of the stage…

…..’Sorrow’ now resides there, ‘ugly barbarism’, ‘brutish ignorance’ and ‘rudeness foul’ to ‘entertain….the vulgar’…

Unhurtful sport, delight and laughter deck’t in seemly sort

………have been….

 …..banished

…along with

seasoned wit and goodly pleasance…

By which man’s life in his likest image

Was limned [painted] forth….

In these degraded times….

 sweet wits…are now despised and made a laughing game….

What had happened?

The Puritans in England had begun a pamphlet war against the Anglican Church….

……especially against its Bishops…

And the Bishops had retaliated by employing ‘spin doctors’…..

……University ‘wits’ like Robert Greene and Thomas Nashe……

……to attack the Puritans…

….. and to use all the scurrilous and obscene means at their disposal.

Shakespeare, who had been touring the Midlands under Lord Strange’s patronage…

……in ‘naturalistic’ romances ….

……was suddenly redundant….

And he, the man, whom Nature self had mad

To mock herself, and Truth to imitate,

With kindly counter under mimic shade,

Our pleasant Willy, ah! is dead of late:

With whom all joy and jolly merriment

Is also deaded, and in dolour drent.

It takes no Sherlock Holmes to deduce that ‘pleasant Willy’ is William Shakespeare….

…..though some scholars have suggested John Lyly….

……who is no more a ‘Willy’ than Trixie the Cat….

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Shakespeare himself, in Sonnet 136, says:

My name is Will….

And Thomas Heywood writes:

Mellifluous Shakespeare, whose enchanting quill

Commanded mirth or passion, was but Will…

‘Pleasant Willy’ was not literally ‘dead’…..

…he was simply ‘dead to the London stage’….

Spenser continues:

Instead thereof [instead of Shakespeare] scoffing scurrility,

And scornful folly with contempt is crept,

Rolling in rhymes of shameless ribaldry

Without regard, or due decorum kept,

Each idle wit at will presumes to make

And doth the learneds’ task upon him take…

‘The learneds’ task’ is the task set by the ‘learned’ Bishops of the Church of England to rubbish the Puritans

……..which unemployed, hungry, graduates were happy to take up…

Spenser continues:

But that same gentle spirit, from whose pen

Large streams of honey and sweet nectar flow….

The ‘gentle spirit’ is Shakespeare…..

Ben Jonson……

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……..described Shakespeare as…..

 ….gentle….

Frances Meeres wrote about…

Mellifluous and honey-tongued Shakespeare…

And Richard Barnfield wrote about his….

Honey-flowing vein….

Spenser, highlighting the humble beginnings of the University Wits themselves…

….both Greene and Nashe had to work their way through college…

….continues…

[Shakespeare] Scorning the boldness of such base-born men,

Which dare their follies forth so rashly throw;

Doth rather choose to sit in idle cell,

Than so himself to mockery to sell…

What is the ‘idle cell’ Shakespeare chooses to sit in?

It is the firm belief of The Shakespeare Code that in 1590 Shakespeare joined the Southampton family entourage…

As Thomas Kyd had joined Lord Strange’s….

And Christopher Marlowe, Bess of Hardwick’s…

On 6th October, 1590, the Third Earl of Southampton turned 17….

And Shakespeare wrote 17 Sonnets, at the request of his mother, to try to get him interested in girls…

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See: The Birthday Sonnets.

Actor/Impresario William Beeston…..

…..whose actor father, Christopher, The Code believes, was brought up in Titchfield….

…..told Aubrey that Shakespeare….

in his younger years had been a schoolmaster in the country…

A ‘schoolhouse’ stands in Titchfield to this day…

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It is small, but could not be described as a cell…

There are, however, remnants of a SECURE ROOM in the property…

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The schoolhouse is on the road and could well have doubled, as many schools did, as a toll-house…

And as a toll-house, would have a lock-up room for valuables, drunks, lunatics and vagrants…

Shakespeare himself clinches the matter…

John Florio…..

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…..the scholar, lexicographer and translator of Montaigne….

…..was part of the Southampton family entourage….

According to a tradition that goes back to Bishop Warburton in the eighteenth century…..

……Shakespeare lampooned Florio in the figure of the pedant, Holofernes…

In the play, Don Armado, the braggart Spaniard, asks him:

Do you not educate youth at the Charg-house on the top of the Mountaine….

[Original spelling]

‘Mountaine’, The Code believes, is a play on ‘Montaigne’…

And the ‘Charge-house’ is the secure room in the school….

Or, as Spenser would have it, the

idle cell

…….in which the young Shakespeare himself….

educated youth….

But why did Spenser mention Shakespeare at all to Lady Strange?

That question will be answered in The Shakespeare Code’s next mind-bending Post:

William Shakespeare’s Destruction of Thomas Kyd!!!

Note: If you are interested in this, you might like:

Shakespeare in Titchfield: A Summary of the Evidence

or Shakespeare was a Schoolmaster in the Country: Titchfield. 

For an overview of Shakespeare’s life, see: Shakespeare, Love and Religion. The Grosvenor Chapel talks.

Or Shakespeare the Movie.

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Being the True Account of the Life of William Shakespeare, performed by Mr. William Beeston, Gent., and his Troop of Alchemical Spirits, at Posbrook Farm, Titchfield, Hampshire, in the Year of Our Lord, 1623.

TO READ EPISODE ONE , PLEASE CLICK:  HERE

TO READ EPISODE TWO, PLEASE CLICK: HERE

TO READ MORE ABOUT SHAKESPEARE THE PLAY PLEASE CLICK: HERE.

EPISODE THREE

BEESTON

The Countess of Southampton had been banished from the Court, like her near neighbour, the Countess of Pembroke. So the Two Ladies set up their own rival establishments. They decided to stage the entire Wars of the Roses in the grounds of their estates – script by William Shakespeare. There was one problem, though…..Will knew nothing about history…But he knew two men that did! Tom Nashe (NASHE enters)……

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………..and Bob Greene! (GREENE enters)

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Will employed his old enemies and hid them away here – at Posbrook Farm….

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(GREENE and NASHE sit at a table with tankards, quill pens, books and sheets of paper, writing away)

GREENE

Where is he then? (Silence) And why am I here?

NASHE

The answer to the first is, ‘I don’t know’. The answer to the second is ‘you need the cash’. Willy Shakespeare’s cash….

GREENE

The Countess of Southampton’s cash. I only work for old money….

BEESTON

(To Nashe and Greene) More sack anyone….?

NASHE

We’re working, ‘Apis Lapis’….(NASHE tries not to laugh at his own joke and nearly chokes at the effort)

[‘Apis Lapis’ is pronounced, by NASHE at least, as ‘ARPIS LARPIS’]

BEESTON (aside to audience)

‘Apis Lapis’ was Tom’s little joke. ‘Apis’ is Latin for Bee and ‘Lapis’ for stone. Bee-stone.  Beeston. Me. Jokes like that ensured that little Tom was destined for oblivion….(Back to action) Come off it! (Picking up a book then tossing it down) Learning is a mere hoard of gold kept by a devil, till sack commences it and sets it in act and use…

GREENE

Belt up. (The two men are used to BEESTON boring on…)

BEESTON

What about cheese then? I’ve got some in the loft….

(NASHE and GREENE shake their heads as they write on)

BEESTON

What about Molly then?  She’s in the loft as well….

(Before the two men can answer, SHAKESPEARE enters, now flashily dressed)

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SHAKESPEARE

Sorry I’m late, chaps.  Just been with The Two Ladies…..

(GREENE and NASHE look at one another. BEESTON pours sack into a tankard for SHAKESPEARE) 

SHAKESPEARE

We’ve come up with a title….  ‘

The First Part of the Contention betwixt the two famous houses of York and Lancaster, with the death of the good Duke Humphrey and the banishment and death of the Duke of Suffolk, and the tragical end of the proud Cardinal of Winchester, with the notable rebellion of Jack Cade: and the Duke of York’s first claim unto the throne…

GREENE

Snappy…..

SHAKESPEARE

They want Queen Margaret to be a real ball-breaker of a woman….

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GREENE

Another attack on the Moon….

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SHAKESPEARE

A part the Countess of Pembroke can really get her teeth into…

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BEESTON

Well it’ll make a change from getting her teeth into Walter Raleigh….

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(He roars with laughter – none of the others do…)

 [Note: Raleigh should be pronounced ‘Rawley’]

GREENE (capping him)

I’m surprised she’s got any teeth left! (All roar with laughter this time…except BEESTON)

BEESTON

(sarcastically) I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men….

GREENE AND NASHE

WILL YOU BELT UP!

BEESTON

(Looking up at the loft, shouts) Molly! I’m a-comin’ h’up! I like it when you smell of cheese…(and  leaves…)

NASHE

Why do aristocrats love acting?

GREENE

The women are bored and the men are vain…Simple as that….

SHAKESPEARE

The Countess of Southampton wants us to build up the part of Joan of Arc…

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GREENE (Speaking together)

The Papist trollop….

SHAKESPEARE (Speaking together)

The holy martyr….

NASHE

This collaboration’s going to be interesting…

GREENE

Sorry, Will. I cannot compromise my artistic integrity for anyone….

(SHAKESPEARE  places a gold coin on the table in front of GREENE)

GREENE (taking up a quill)

Act One, Scene One…..(EXIT)

BEESTON (re-entering)

Harry turned seventeen….And read the seventeen Sonnets Shakespeare had written for him…

(Enter HARRY with SHAKESPEARE following behind, quill and paper in hand)

HARRY

(Brandishing the seventeen pieces of paper)  Master Shakespeare, these Sonnets are an utter failure…(SHAKESPEARE looks crestfallen)  I still don’t like girls!

(SHAKESPEARE rallies: it’s not his writing that is being attacked after all)

SHAKESPEARE

Even though you look like one?

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HARRY

Are you being offensive?

SHAKESPEARE

No. It’s the theme of this new sonnet I’m writing about you….

(SHAKESPEARE sits and writes. HARRY hates not being looked at, so he reads aloud from his Birthday Sonnets, gesturing with his hand as he recites)

HARRY

Unthrifty loveliness, why dost thou spend

Upon thyself thy beauty’s legacy….

(HARRY’S hand-gestures turn into a suggestion of masturbation)

Does that mean what I think it means? (SHAKESPEARE continues to write, not looking at him) And what about…..

No love towards other in that bosom sits

That on himself such murderous shame commits…

(Looks down at his codpiece)

Master Shakespeare, are you implying that I am a…(He is about to say ‘wanker’)

SHAKESPEARE

(cutting him off) Sir! I have nothing but the highest respect for you…(hesitates)…love, even….

HARRY (brightening)

You do praise my beauty….

SHAKESPEARE

And continue to do so in this…..

HARRY

Let’s hear it then!  (He lies back, anticipating flattery like a warm bath)

SHAKESPEARE

It’s not finished….

HARRY

(Suggestively) Perhaps I can give you some ideas….

SHAKESPEARE

(Pretending not to pick up the implication, reading from his Sonnet)

A woman’s face with nature’s own hand painted

Hast thou, the master-mistress of my passion….

(HARRY shows interest)

A woman’s gentle heart but not acquainted

With shifting change as is false women’s fashion….

An eye more bright than theirs, less false in rolling….

(HARRY can contain himself no longer)

HARRY

See! You don’t like girls either!

SHAKESPEARE

(Ploughing on)

Gilding the object where-upon it gazeth,

A man in hew, all hews in his controlling

Which steals men’s eyes…

HARRY

(Excited) Ha!

SHAKESPEARE

….and women’s souls amazeth……

(HARRY, disappointed, groans)

And for a woman wast thou first created

Till Nature as she wrought thee, fell a-doting….

(SHAKESPEARE is unconsciously beginning to find HARRY attractive)

HARRY

Go on….

SHAKESPEARE

That’s as far as I’ve got, sir….

 

HARRY

Would you like me to finish the Sonnet for you, Master Will….

SHAKESPEARE

The greatness of your words, sir, would utterly eclipse my own…I shall finish the sonnet in my own spare time.

(SHAKESPEARE folds the paper and starts to put it away)

HARRY

(Suddenly imperious) Finish it NOW! HERE! (For a moment we should  think that SHAKESPEARE is about to tell HARRY where to go. But HARRY, sensing this, immediately lightens his tone and starts to flirt) As Master-Mistress of your passion, I command you!

(SHAKESPEARE seems to comply. He scribbles a few lines…then hands them to HARRY)

HARRY

Till Nature as she wrought thee fell-adoting….

And by addition me of thee defeated

By adding one THING to my purpose nothing….

(HARRY looks down at his cod-piece again)

Master Shakespeare, does this also mean what I think it means….?

Your conclusion, please…..

(SHAKESPEARE scribbles again – and hands him the sheet)

HARRY

But since she prick’d thee out for women’s pleasure

Mine by thy love – AND THY LOVE’S USE THEIR TREASURE!!!

Is this a poetic way of telling me to get stuffed?

SHAKESPEARE

No, sir. It’s a poetic way of telling you to stuff women…

(MARY SOUTHAMPTON enters…….

Mary Browne b and w.

…… looking white and shaken and near to fainting. SHAKESPEARE sees her and kneels. Alarmed)

SHAKESPEARE

M’Lady….

(HARRY looks round and bows stiffly)

MARY

I have some dreadful news….(SHAKESPEARE rushes to her and leads her to a chair) The Moon intends to beam over Titchfield….(Blank incomprehension from the men) Queen Elizabeth is coming to stay!

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(HARRY and SHAKESPEARE look aghast. BEESTON claps. All exit)

TO READ EPISODE  FOUR PLEASE CLICK: HERE.

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