The Shakespeare Code

………CROWS TRIXIE THE CAT…..

Yes, Brothers and Sisters, on…….

5th July, 2012

……..The Code received its 50,000th View!!!

On top of that, FIFTEEN new countries have elected, of their own free will, to join The Shakespeare Code…..

They are:

SAUDI ARABIA

MYANMAR

NEPAL

 FIJI

KYRGYZSTAN

CYPRUS

SURINAME

HONDURAS

MONGOLIA

SUDAN

BAHRAIN

LAOS

AALAND ISLANDS

NEW CALEDONIA

IRAN

 

This brings the total number of participating countries to a heady……

ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-THREE!!!

Soon, The Agents of The Code, like Alexander the Great…….

…… will lie down and weep because…

THEY HAVE NO MORE WORLDS TO CONQUER!!!

Trotter taught at the University in the beautiful city of Isfahan…….

….. as part of the late Shah’s ‘White Revolution’…..

See: BIOGRAPHY.

When, in 1979, the Shahanshah – the King of Kings – was hurled from his fabulous Peacock Throne…

 

…..there was general rejoicing in the British Press…..

The Guardian Newspaper claimed that the people of Iran were on a glorious path of self-determination….

But Agent Trotter, defying the trend, went on a programme called ‘Look, Stop and Listen’ on Radio London and said….

The Shah may have his faults but what we are going to get in Iran now is going to be a lot worse than when the Shah was in control…..

This statement was thought to be so outrageous to liberals it was reported in the 8th February, 1979 edition of the B.B.C.’s weekly journal, The Listener…..

….but it has proved a prophecy of BREATH-TAKING ACCURACY!!!

Trotter,  who has worked as a fortune teller for one of the greatest Maharajahs in India, boasts Romany blood on his mother’s side….

He prophesised that SIR NICHOLAS HYTNER….

…..would run the Royal National Theatre……

….. BEFORE HE HAD DIRECTED A SINGLE PROFESSIONAL PLAY!!!

To that end, Trotter gave Nick his first directing job at The Northcott Theatre in Exeter…

…..where Trotter was Artistic Director for five years…..

Trotter also prophesied, ON PRINCESS DIANA’S  WEDDING DAY……

……that she would set out to DESTROY the House of Windsor….

 

Trotter also prophesied that JOHN MAJOR….

……would be judged by history as a great Prime Minister……

He told Major, to his face (when he had just been hounded from office) that he had governed England brilliantly….

That’s history…..

…. replied a visibly moved Major…..

It will be HISTORY INDEED…..

…..insisted Trotter.

The British Press, having completely dismissed Major at the time of his premiership, now parrots The Chief Agent’s  opinion….

(Major kept Britain out of the dreaded Euro, initiated the Peace Process in Ireland and NEVER sucked up to Rupert Murdoch)

As for Tony Blair……

……Trotter’s prophecies about him – before he even took office – were of such a terrifying nature that they are locked to this day in a safe at The Code’s Head Office in West London…..

And if your Cat, Trixie, could be allowed her own moment of purr-time….

SHE was the first to review EDDIE LINDEN F.S.C.‘s brilliant Collection of Poems, A Thorn in the Flesh…

….which immediately sold out and received rave reviews from COPY-CATS everywhere else….

Indeed, at a recent book auction for Labour Party Funds, Eddie’s slim volume raised far more money than former Mayor of London,  Ken Livingstone’s ‘weighty’ autobiography….

And Eddie has been invited to read his poems in cities all over the world…

Your Cat’s interview with: MAGGIE OLLERENSHAW  F. S. C. ……

……a.k.a. Wavy Mavis of Open All Hours….

…. was The Code’s most popular single post…….

……beating Richard III by a short-head…….

……until last month when the delightful STEPHEN FRY…..

…… ‘Tweeted’ the ‘Old Schoolhouse’ in Titchfield….

  

…..declaring that he was…..

……very keen to know of the Bard’s gay affair….

This made….. ‘Just how gay was Henry Wriothesley, the third Earl of Southampton?’ 

……AT OVER 5,000 VIEWS….

THE CODE’S MOST POPULAR POST!!!

…..and  led to rejoicing in every Gay Bar in Titchfield….

 So, stay tuned to The Shakespeare Code, your Station of the Stars…..

……because……

YOU WILL ALWAYS HEAR IT HERE FIRST!!!

‘Bye, now….